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  • 12 Reasons I Voted Democratic by James W. Anderson

    I want to share this interesting, hilarious and highly appropriate letter with you since We, the People are desperate for change and want a well-drained DC Swamp – as President Trump promised – and the 2018 and 2020 elections are just around the corner. And because we all need a bit of levity right about now . . .

    JAMES ANDERSON, OF TALLADEGA, AL, SUBMITTED A LETTER TO THE EDITOR IN THE SCOTTSBORO DAILY SENTINEL THAT FEATURED THE 12 REASONS WHY HE VOTES FOR DEMOCRATS EVERY ELECTION CYCLE. HIS REASONS ARE A RIOT, AND SINCE THEIR APPEARANCE IN NOVEMBER OF 2012, THEY HAVE GONE VIRAL, SPREADING LAUGHS ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

    1. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I LOVE THE FACT THAT I CAN NOW MARRY WHATEVER I WANT. I NOW MAY MARRY MY LABRADOR.
    2. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I BELIEVE OIL COMPANIES’ PROFITS OF 4% ON A GALLON OF GAS ARE OBSCENE BUT THE GOVERNMENT TAXING THE SAME GALLON OF GAS AT 15% ISN’T.
    3. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT WILL DO A BETTER JOB OF SPENDING THE MONEY I EARN THAN I WOULD.
    4. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FINE AS LONG AS I AGREE WITH WHAT IS SAID AND NOBODY ELSE IS OFFENDED BY IT.
    5. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I’M WAY TOO IRRESPONSIBLE TO OWN A GUN AND I KNOW THAT MY LOCAL POLICE ARE ALL I NEED TO PROTECT ME FROM MURDERERS AND THIEVES.
    6. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN’T TELL US IF IT WILL RAIN ON FRIDAY CAN TELL US THAT THE POLAR ICE CAPS WILL MELT AWAY IN 10 YEARS IF I DON’T START DRIVING A PRIUS.
    7. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I’M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT MILLIONS OF BABIES BEING ABORTED SO LONG AS WE KEEP ALL DEATH ROW INMATES ALIVE.
    8. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I THINK ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE HEALTH CARE, EDUCATION, AND SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS, AND WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THE SOCIAL SECURITY FROM THOSE WHO PAID INTO IT.

    (LDJ: Sounds like Chicago AND Illinois . . .)

    1. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT BUSINESSES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE PROFITS FOR THEMSELVES. THEY NEED TO BREAK EVEN AND GIVE THE REST AWAY TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR REDISTRIBUTION AS THE DEMOCRATS SEE FIT.
    2. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I BELIEVE LIBERAL JUDGES NEED TO REWRITE THE CONSTITUTION EVERY FEW DAYS TO SUIT SOME FRINGE KOOKS WHO WOULD NEVER GET THEIR AGENDAS PAST THE VOTERS.
    3. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT’S BETTER TO PAY BILLIONS FOR THEIR OIL TO PEOPLE WHO HATE US BUT NOT DRILL OUR OWN BECAUSE IT MIGHT UPSET SOME ENDANGERED BEETLE, SPOTTED OWL, GOPHER OR FISH.

    (LDJ: Not to mention bleeding heart liberal legislators who put their lust for more money, power and greed before their constituents’ interests.)

    1. I VOTED DEMOCRATIC BECAUSE MY HEAD IS SO FIRMLY MISPLACED TOWARD THE SOUTH END OF MY BODY; IT’S UNLIKELY THAT I’LL EVER HAVE ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW.

    (LDJ: Totally sounds like all the demos I know.)

    NO TREES, SPOTTED OWLS, OR RED COCK-HEADED WOODPECKERS WERE HARMED IN THE SENDING OF THIS MESSAGE.

    —JAMES W. ANDERSON

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